Reevaluate Your Golf Game

Hello Friends,

It’s  that special time of year again.  Since the last retelling of our famed  yearly contest, we’ve withstood a hella injury-cursed Braves Season  where those lil’ bastards still somehow made the playoffs, a Falcons  team that blasted off then crashed and burned so hard that it’d make the  Challenger engineers proud, 2 extremely flawed college football teams,  one with BK’s favorite God-emperor QB Ewers at the helm, another team  who’s fully stocked room of 4 and 5-star receivers somehow forgot how to  catch footballs, and I guess maybe yall probably had some  trips n shit  with your loved ones and made other memories last year idk, but I  digest.  Where once our wolfpack was four, then 6, now this year our  loins swell again with the addition of Johnny and TJ, titans of the game  in their own right I think.  As the new tourney rolls around, I find it  important to remember those past champions who walk among us; BK, BK,  BK, and BK.  Wow. What a storied and diverse history.  This year we  switch the theme back to beach golf rather than mountain golf, and not a  moment too soon because I left a couple upper-deckers in the Smoky  Mountain CC bathroom last year as retribution for their course  conditions.  Also, if anyone knows any anti-rain dances they might could  perform ahead of the trip I’d greatly appreciate it because I’m getting  REAL tired of getting interrupted on day 3.  So in summation, good luck  to those on my team day 1 and day 2, and otherwise get bent. <3 

Overall Format – The tournament will consist of 3 rounds played over 3 days.  The first 2 days will pit 4-some vs. 4-some teehee against  each other in a team format, where golfers’ individual stroke scores  are compiled into team scores, as well as tracked individually to  determine Top and Low flights for the day 3 individual competition.  As  you literally just read at the end of the last sentence, the last day  will be an individual match, where total individual stroke scores from  the first 2 days (not with handicap)  will determine the Top Flight and Low Flight.  As a reminder, on team  play days, one cart in each group will need to track individual stroke  scores, while the other cart tracks team scores.  To keep things from  getting out of hand, we always pick up and stop counting strokes at triple bogey.